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dolanplz
Meme Destroyer
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Im Dolan!

Joke was own made.
Things I say feels good men, usually more better than exceptions.
my biggest enemy is miki, miki muse.
I blast piss with him.

created by :iconpuddlesofcuddles:
regards, Dolan.

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banamaru Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconhideyourkidsplz: Well, OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in Lincoln Park
:iconiliedplz: He's climbin' your windows
:iconoldschoolownedplz: He's snatching yo' people up
:icondonotwantplz::iconpelvicthrustplz: Tryna rape 'em so y'all need to
:iconpedobearplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconshewantsyouplz:
:iconteletubbiesplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconsexybrowsplz:
:iconbarneyrapefaceplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconaznguyplz:
:iconhagayplz: And hide your husband 
:iconfacepalmplz: 'Cause they rapin' errybody out here
:iconantoinedodsonplz: You don't hafta come and confess
:iconbedintruderplz: We lookin' for you
:iconhideyourkidsplz: We gon' find you :iconwhomeplz:
:iconyesyouplz: We gon' find you
:iconrunbitchrunplz: So you can run and tell that,
:iconrunning-plz: Run and tell that
:iconrunforlifeplz:  Run and tell that, homeboy
:iconhomeboyplz: Home, home, homeboy

:icontshirtplz: We got your t-shirt
:iconboxxyseesplz: You left fingerprints and all
:iconyoumustbenewplz: You are so dumb
:iconforrealplz: You are really dumb--for real
:iconreporterplz: The man got away leaving behind evidence
:iconbetchplz: I was attacked by some idiot in the projects
:iconsodumbplz: So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

:iconiliedplz: He's climbin' your windows
:iconspazattackplz: He's snatching yo' people up
:icondonotwantplz::iconpelvicthrustplz: Tryna rape 'em so y'all need to
:iconpedobearplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconshewantsyouplz:
:iconteletubbiesplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconsexybrowsplz:
:iconbarneyrapefaceplz: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife :iconaznguyplz:
:iconhagayplz: And hide your husband 
:iconfacepalmplz: 'Cause they rapin' errybody out here
:iconantoinedodsonplz: You don't hafta come and confess
:iconbedintruderplz: We lookin' for you
:iconhideyourkidsplz: We gon' find you :iconwhomeplz:
:iconyesyouplz: We gon' find you
:iconrunbitchrunplz: So you can run and tell that,
:iconrunning-plz: Run and tell that
:iconrunforlifeplz:  Run and tell that, homeboy
:iconmhmmplz: Home, home, homeboy

:iconlaughsplz::iconclappingplz::iconmhmmmplz:

:iconsnapeleavesplz:
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Nyancattaco1 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconiliedplz: He's climbin' your windows
:iconoldschoolownedplz: He's snatching yo' people up
















ish meh
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victoriasnowball Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO T HE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]






DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY

















here just do it


most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.

I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,

this

really

works!!!!



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1.

To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!


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2.

Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3.

If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4.

Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5.

Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.













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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.









After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































Keep going

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.

Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent.

Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates.

This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.




First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter.

She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden.

when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.

The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.

If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.




Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.

Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted.

All the signs of
your total dork.

He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour.

Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade.

The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.

finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.


They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.




Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.


Listen to this.

A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail.

He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.

It was
this exact letter.

Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on.

He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along.

The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call.

It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.




Now, you heard the storie*.

* *now which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you.

I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me.

We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.

If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!
^^


Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything.

It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....

If YoU...love ur mum then post this to 20people. A girl
ignored this and their mom died 365 days later.Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom
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kittyriffic Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontoolongdidntreadplz:
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josh98s-Studio Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondolanplz:
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:iconinpantiesplz:
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FlowersArePretty Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student General Artist
HAI GYZ
DIS IS SUNSET SHIMMER TEH PONIEH
I'M SO FACNY
YU MUS SEND DIS TO TWO THOUSAND MILLION POTATO PONIEHZ OR ELSA YU DIE
THEN I WILL EAT YOUR BONES AND UTENSILS
HERE BE STUPID STORIEHZ

TRENDERHOOF SIE DIS DEN THE POTATO ARMEH GOT HIM AND HIS FACE
THAT WAS THE END OF ANTHONY BOURDAIN TRENDYHOOF

LUL

LUL

IF YU SED DIS TOO

TWO THOUSAND MILLION POTATO POINIEHZ: YOU DIE
846348364836 PONIEHZ: THEH POATO ARMEH WILL GE YU
ZERO POINT ZEEO PONIEZ: I WILL ASK YOU OUT
INFINITY PONYZ:........gimmie a minute I'm working on it...
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Naminsan Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL READ THIS

One day, Shit was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a stupid ass chain mail opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any shit whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a screen, because this is bullshit. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept punching the screen to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the cracks in the screen of the chain mail turned completely black. It wasn’t only the shit screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started shitting out rainbows. The longer she stared at it, the more desu the picture became, until the picture resembled Desu itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud AAAAAAAAAAAA noise. Shitcovered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it because Uboa was in the room :iconuboaplz: . The AAAAAAAAAAAA noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Shit’s dead body was found later in her room when her YOMAMA returned from her huge dump…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or your Mama gon eat da shit outta you just like she did to that one kid's pet Hotdog.
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FrostedOpal Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fEGElin
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hatsune-miku-0 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
I hate Fegelein, Hitler and nazis. 
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Otto-Gunsche-2 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member  Artist
shut up. i find fegelein.
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